Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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