I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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