I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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