I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
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