Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
We were destined to go to rehab together
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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