I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
And then he peed in my hair
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