I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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