nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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