super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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