I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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