I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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