Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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