The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
