: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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