yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
you had me at cake vodka
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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