Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
bring money and cleavage
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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