My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
