john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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