You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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