i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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