my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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