Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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