We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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