They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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