so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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