I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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