Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
its not stalking. its research.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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