thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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