No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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