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He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
The adults are the big ones right?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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