i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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