Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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