it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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