I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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