don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Randomize
