wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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