mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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