I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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