Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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