I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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