she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I wish i was in the wii world.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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