Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
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