so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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