i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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