summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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