Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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