guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I think I am morally bankrupt
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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