We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
