Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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