I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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